another facebook repost. enjoy!
i was almost impressed when i saw the intern candidate waiting in the receptionist area. he was wearing rectangle framed glasses and 2 pieces of a 3-piece suit. the suit was brown. brown tweed. his shirt was striped. and let’s not forget the big thick, not quite ascot tie.
i make that long, long walk down the hallway. bust a sharp left, another left, then right, and left again. i walk through the doors. the lighting is horrible. it is every time…
door number 1 – decent. but it’s the first door. probably the one everybody goes through.
door number 2 – musty funky smell. i’ll pass.
door number 3 – my usual preference, but i have to be careful because the door doesn’t always stay closed.
door number 4 – who forgot to flush?
door number 5 – more funky smells. they flushed but managed to leave 2 pieces of two-ply on the floor.
back to door number 3. i’ll be careful and quick.
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