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say what?

Gordon Parks, 1956

interesting phenomenon going on right now.

an old white guy said “negro-dialect”. people said “ooooo!” republicans said “off with his racist head!” but barry and his peeps said “… now wait a minute, he’s a longtime friend…” facebook said “my negro dialect? wtf”? then democrats said “ssshhh, reid = healthcare” and facebook said ” hmmm… you know we need healthcare. we’re on facebook all day and our fingers aren’t covered.”soon people were crying in the streets “he just said what everyone was thinking! he light skindedededed. stevie wonder can see that!… and he’s errudite” (tilt of head)

i remember way back when “he speaks so well” was understood to be a put down. a sideways compliment dripping with low expectations. before obama announced his run for POTUS we (black folk) had already decided that “talking black” no longer meant sounding like an idiot. that, in fact, it didn’t mean anything because how you speak does not define your “blackness”. at least that’s what we said.

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this one? that one? i guess this one's the best one

i make that long, long walk down the hallway. bust a sharp left, another left, then right, and left again. i walk through the doors. the lighting is horrible. it is every time…

door number 1 – decent. but it’s the first door. probably the one everybody goes through.

door number 2 – musty funky smell. i’ll pass.

door number 3 – my usual preference, but i  have to be careful because the door doesn’t always stay closed.

door number 4 – who forgot to flush?

door number 5 – more funky smells. they flushed but managed to leave 2 pieces of two-ply on the floor.

back to door number 3. i’ll be careful and quick.

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go east young woman

i feel so blessed to have been born to a family that loves me and in a country that allows for as many babies as you can manage to pop out every 9 months (and girls at that!). of course there are stories of babies not being loved, but it’s nothing like what is sanctioned by the chinese government. as long as we keep the ocotomom types at bay, we’ll be able to continue to enjoy these freedoms.

cnn.com reports that there will be a bride shortage in china. i wish i could relate. can you imagine how the game would change?

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singing for lard

we’ve all seen that new mcdonald’s commercial. you know the one with the girl rapping in the van? yeah, i would really like for us to stop eating mcdonalds and singing about it in 2010. BUT, i do have to give this artist some credit for using her talent for a big payoff (can you say national syndication?).  i hope the folks at dollar van demos got some extra $$ for the creative concept.

note: dollar vans (now $2, i hear) go along the nyc bus route and take people from place to place. i don’t remember them in bx, but they litter flatbush ave in bk.

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putting it to bed

no more forwards, no more facebook or messageboard posts on the topic. below you will find my 7-point response to the rather viral nightline clip about black women and our dating “woes” and the ludicrous assertion that we should be taking advice on life and love from a comedian (a not so funny one at that). advice from comics should stop at – take life less seriously and laugh a little.

in case you haven’t seen it (please scroll down and don’t give it any more hits if you have) …

[the video has been deleted from youtube since my original post]

1. although true, this is one story we can leave in 2009 along with the gosselins, sarah palin and tiger’s 100 mistresses. it returns in one form or another every 6-8 months and guess what? the story hasn’t changed for at least the last 10 years. mainstream media loves to report on this (watch it more than once and you’ll notice the smirk on mcfadden’s face). sistas are doing so well all they can do is scare us into thinking we’ll never find love. really? come harder, please.

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